A Frump’s Dream of a Funeral


A Frumpworthy tombstone, Milan. Note the Stations of the Cross to commemorate the World’s Biggest Victim. (Author’s photo)

So my niece and I were watching scenes from the Queen’s funeral yesterday and I couldn’t help but think how putrid with envy the Frump must be: it was the funeral of his dreams. All the military, the foreign dignitaries, music, horses, all those medals! People lining the streets twenty deep for miles, for days! Sobbing, throwing flowers. Tender love notes placed on his coffin. A little flag to denote that…



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Nancy Daley

Artist, food-worshipper, grouch, retired psychologist and uni lecturer (Human Sexuality). Currently running for Queen of the Universe.