Hey, Old White Guys! Try This!!

A thought experiment.

When I was a kid, a lot of these places had signs that read, “Women Welcome on Saturdays.”

First off, let me say that I fully realize that not all old white guys are the ones being dragged kicking and screaming into things like diversity and sharing their power. I myself personally am married to an old white guy and he is very nice and thoughtful. (He is also a Republican, which basically caused me to chew the inside of my mouth raw for four straight years. My life is…