Things I Got In Trouble For This Week

Roseanne Roseannadanna was right.*

Lucy Sparkletoes chewing her way out of a box she could easily just exit

I Was Mean On Nextdoor

Times are tough. Every single day on Nextdoor someone reports that their car was riffled through. On a rare occasion the car was entered immediately after a window was smashed; usually the car was just unlocked.

They took my sunglasses, my briefcase, my laptop, and my wallet.